This is me

When you check for the calories

” OMG, oh well!” 

That one slow friend who always gets the joke 5 hours later...They are all like:

When you hear a bump in the night:

Going to a party and not knowing anyone...

When you find out something really juicy about someone you hate.

When you're walking down the steps at the cinema and a really good song is playing in the credits and you feel all bad ass like this